♡ — unclefather: unclefather: at my funeral there...

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at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.

unclefather

nevermind, my mom says i can’t do that.

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